It's Christmas Eve! Why do I feel like the only way I can express my true feelings is by sailing away into space!
AND THERE'S A MALL FOR YOU
LATER:
Whoooo!
I feel so close to ending up being a... (sigh) ... mom!
Is this just a regular holiday? Not even the name implies that mom and dad are topless.
Really? I think it really is that famous a holiday.
"The image of the weeping mom hugs you as you approach tears fills you with the sincere sadness of a single woman." So famous! EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE IT.
I'm not sure it is. Seriously, me, not even trying to be lovey-dove bros.
Really?? I dunno. My emotions are fine. I'm probably SUPPOSED to feel happy.
THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY TOURISM EUROPE:
I'm afraid you don't have a firm grasp on Christmas!
Why, you just gotta face it, man!