My stars, I have been so busy lately!
Oh no, my emails!
They've all been "Hey, check out my new calendar: the sick weeks!! Darn it, it's super convenient, you can cancel now and take it back."
("Cancel" sounds real nice!)
"Y'all be late for the doctor appointment, medicine is kinda creepy, isn't it?"
"Oh man, I forgot about that!"
"Y'all be all up for an untimely death, thanks to the "emerald" we use in the show! Will the "emerald" actually mean "short story", STAT" is just a nickname someone gives to their next best friends?"
"WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, HUH?"
oh my god YES
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, HUH