ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
Our first letter comes from "Chuggy G", who writes -
Hey, it's Chuggy G!!
We used to date!
Anyway, Chuggy G says "Dear Professor Science: why can't we get all our meals in pill form?". One time Chuggy G and I went to a pond to feed the ducks; she loved doing things like that. When we got there, all the ducks were gone. I don't remember what we did after that.
Isn't that weird? I haven't thought about that day for years.
We can't eat only pills because they don't contain the calories we need!
Yep!
Calories come from fats, proteins, carbs and boozes, and none of them compress very well. Plus eating is a primal pleasure that I'm sure many would miss. I wonder what Chuggy G is doing right now.
Plus pills don't recreate texture.
She always said she'd make it big.
LATER, AT PROFESSOR SCIENCE'S HOUSE!
Professor Science! Can you introduce me to your friend, Professor Why Am I Suddenly So Nostalgic For Someone I Haven't Thought About In Years??
It's definitely possible to get a PhD in that, yes?