I have received complaints. Apparently I can be difficult to follow, and sometimes people get confused.
I would like to change that!
I will help you find a news portal that is more like it!
You will have to register to our local website to gain access to our most popular news.
However, you will be able to find our articles, images and videos on our personal device!
Your online identity will be protected by copyright law.
Your new identity will be protected by copyright law only if you buy a book with your copyright statement in it!
That's not a big thing!
Yeah, but it is a big thing. "Your identity" is pretty important to me. I thought we agreed?
Wow! copyright law is a tough plan!
We'll be the first to say: no!"
But there's no time for that now!
We'll just have to agree to it, and then we'll have to take the next step and totally forget about copyright law!
*gasp*