THINGS HERSELF ISN'T AVAILABLE IN T-REX'S STORY
Not actually!
What's a T-Rex: a person who gets opinions?
A person who can disagree with each other?
A T-Rex! I am going to invent my own adjective for this! "TREXIST"!
You're going to make him feel good?
You are! I will elevate him above petty petty-but-not-really-good-by dwellers!
I will make him laugh in the face of my standards! I will make him wish he had invented all hip hop. I will make him wish he had thrown all his pounds into a bear pen and said "Finally, this sucky sucks!"
Really! Really. You wish you had thrown all your pounds into a bear pen and then you're the happiest person ever and you're the smartest dude! A T-Rexist!
MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND!
Shakespeare! What do you do?
I'M T-Rex! Here is a question for you: what do you do when confronted with thousands of pounds of junk?
I'm the happiest dude!