You know what would be the worst? Meeting someone who was ACTUALLY NAMED "Al Coholic".
CONCLUSION: it's
THE DEFINITIVE HISTORY OF ALCIENCE.
Coholic just BURNS up on that, didn't he!
It's true! He's like the guy who spills cold ones on the literate guy.
And then afterwards he goes home and writes about how he regretted what he said, and then what? And then what? Then he's like, "Curiosity satisfied!"
He's the dude who made a mistake! But check it out:
CONCLUSION: "I blew it!"
Yes, it's still there in the dictionary