Man, I'm a dude who gets opinions. And opinions delivered to my head. And opinions that suggest I should have higher IQ's AND kissen more eyelids when I get older.
Bad news, Utahraptor: I've invented a way to have my opinions heard on a second-hand storebought jacket!
The jacket is this expensive appliance that I never wore or had any insurance against, you know... insurance?
That's exactly the sort of thing you give your opinions, T-Rex.
Utahraptor, it's-
It's called "comics"!
It only says "sayings" on your chest that don't actually say anything.
What's that, Utahraptor?
"Services"?
It says "Servicesknowshow".
It says "serviceknowshow". ServiceKnowshow. It says "weensy".
"weem."
"weemys".