Hello friends! I am going to go over some things I've picked up since being friends!
The first thing I learn is how to be a good friend!
Observe, I am going to tell you one exciting fact about myself over the next few months!
Woah, how perfect!
Um, it's super perfect too! It's super perfect. It doesn't look or smell like my pooch.
I've never seen a retriever poop like that!
Oh man!!
How did I get so good at pooping?
I start when I was about five years old!
I started when I was sixteen.
Seven years later, I'd pooped out the roof of my house!
And fifteen years later, I'd sent over the Christmas card I'd got when I was just a kid for your very sweet hearts, your sweetheartedness.
*sigh*
I tried to stop though, so that I might finally be able to stop being such a sucky person!!