Shoot!
It's time for some epitaph-sizing!
"So hey, time travellers, if you go back in time to visit a sick friend of a friend, you'll get a smooch".
"I wonder, are you not punching back harder now that my body has become too old? Perhaps as my 'old friend'?", you ask?
I am indeed!
I don't see why you're running so fast!
Why not?
You're older, you understand, and you seem more interested in the present moment. So rather than going back in time, I'll just go back to the past!
That's not how my friendship works!
T-That's not how my friendship works!
THAT EVENING...
Excuse me, sir! Would you like to come over for a bite?
Sir! Can I come over for a bite to... the movie P.M.?
I... guess not!