Have you ever wanted to learn about computers?
Hah hah, no.
I was thinking the other day, and it haunted me as if they WERE TOTALLY MURDERING CHIPS. Come to think of it, I now realize, I should be able to use my computer to learn about computers. Ah, the curse!
And then, you had to pay?
Exactly!
Besides, if I learned about zombies then maybe some of them would be interested in me, would I not? It is the same with the computer and its parts. I'll admit it, I have been bitten by a computer zombie...
...but that is a skill to be cultivated, as is the case with most vices.
Utahraptor, come quick! I am going to take you all to the computer.
Ha ha! What? No, we'll go in for lunch.
All I want to do is talk to the staff and get to know them better.