Who here wants to watch me eat a sandwich?
WHO HERE WANT TO EAT A SANDWICH?
Wow, that's super weird!
If only there were some way we could come up with a way to get a friend to do that for me.
How so? Alright, how do you want to pay me?
Easy!
Evergreen food that you love
I love evergreen food that I think is at least as good as the description of the food itself?
I love the description of the food! My favourite is the treat of tasting fruits and vegetables and having a full sammich of animal flesh?
Wait - I want vegetables?
Oh God, vegetables! What?
Why not combine all the above?
Then we're good! I love vegetables!
You're not making this easy!
Why do I look like a stinky old bag of chips?
They deserve better!