I am in the prime of life! Therefore, I must commit myself to continually improving myself.
Time for me to eat fewer fast food and to eat fewer vegetables!
In the same timeframe I would need to eat less jerk sandwiches!
Well, T-Rex, there's no reason to eat more jerk sandwiches than other people are actually eating!
True!
However, I could of course eat fewer!
Less! Why not?
I am starting a new phrase: "Fewer jokes, less likable personality, and a decreased chance of being a cool, confident person!"
That's not bad!
IT'S BAD, huh?
BUT, it's kinda better than "less jerk sandwiches"!