Hey God, would the world be an even awesomer place if everyone named "Benjamin" and "Walter" were named after famous authors instead of names that just sound like other people?)
HAH HAH
Awesomer!
SOON!
I'm surprised at your surprise!
Oh my gosh, it's like when Kafka gets together with a woman and they write "I'M SORRY I AM NOT A REAL writer, but I've ALREADY GONE TO SERIOUSLY COME BACK TO MY ACHIEVEMENT WITH YOU".
I like it when Kafka goes back in time.
It's ADVENTUROUS.
LATER:
Bwaha.
What's that? You're crazy!