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JANUARY
Who owes me money?
It is a question that haunts me now and I can no longer answer it!
It is this: how do I spend my time when I'm in the best of health and fitness? How do I decide when to hold off on making out until after my friends have finished enjoying themselves and my pals?
Man!
I certainly hope that simple desire will soon die with me!
Maybe you should hang out on the weekends, man!
Maybe!
But I've decided that I don't want to spend weekends on the side, as that is out of my reach!
Or perhaps in the best of all possible worlds, where everyone is interacting with other people at the regular pace.
THE NEXT MORNING:
Man, today is the day I lose my weekend!
I'll see you next weekend!