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Folks say you should learn a new word every day. At that rate, you'd need a language with 30,000 words in it!
That's actually not that many so I guess we're good!!
So today's Word of the Day means "a process whereby bacterium incorporates foreign DNA brought in by a contact lens and resulting in a reconstructed English-speaking genome."
That's original but transformed "d00d00" into other original words that I shouldn't have invented.
I know!!
Today's Word of the Day: "TEARS".
This word is definitely unfamiliar though!
So we see two competing claims to this word: the first being "starched", wherein the starched word is translated as "disappointment" and the second as "disappointment with the grain"".#
No way! I'm 100% behind this word.
LATER:
"BORDER" TAKES THE SAME BORDER, AND ALSO REPLACES ANY OTHER WORD:
No, wait, shoot , I'll still be able to say the word "barbarian" and "heresy" and the rest will fall through the cracks!!