Hello! I have some very personal reasons for this. Anyway, who knows so much??
It GIVES ME A COMPELLING TATTOO
"How old am I?"
Dudes know what you're thinking!
I'm thinking maybe I'm really T-Rex, or maybe I'm just a different generation, maybe I'm this more modern and out of sorts. Whatever. All I'm saying is this: if I had a magic circle, I would invite Dromiceiomimicon to my house!
I don't think anyone would want to invite you!
What? Of course not!
Sure they would! My house is like a mini-Orbital Chamber, with a very high proportion of people in the upper classes (seriously, Dromiceiomimus) and a very low proportion of people in the lower classes (seriously, T-Rex)!
Um. Well, maybe they wouldn't actually be able to afford it?
LATER:
Dear audio diary! You know what I mean? I ran out of money and now I have no money to spend on anything.
Also, I now realize that I was just being nice.
(That's okay, that's not a problem!)