Oh crap! Everybody died!
I'm the last one left on the planet!
Oh craaaaaaaaaaa-
THREE WEEKS EARLIER...
You know what's awesome? NOT LIVING IN AN ANIMAL WHERE THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON A LOVED: that's a dog!
Woo!
Also, this food is made of my own urine!
THAT'S awesome, right?
Awesome.
Right. I use the food to fill my toilets, and hey presto, modern life! YOU'RE A DOG.
SEVEN WEEKS LATER...
Hey, remember when I ate a complete squirrel in a day?
I think it was squirrels!