Zombies! Everyone loves zombies. They are a window onto the Other! They let us face our fears of society in a way that is accessible and compelling, as well as accessibly and compellingly cannibalistic!
HEY T-REX CAN YOU SUMMARIZE THAT IN ONE SENTENCE FOR ME
T-Rex loves zombies!
I think what I love best about them is when they're used to represent mindless, often brutalized behaviour. For example, if you think of a ZOMBIE CATTLE ROBOT as a hairy, heavily-armoured robot with a human head mounted display (HED) and some cardboard cutouts of other robots!
That's your "robots" versus humans dichotomy!
Just match the robots' description of the behaviour of the humans with the robots' descriptions of the robots. That's your "human-robots" debate.
You think cut-rate, multi-lingual robot analogies are the best?
Well, I guess we're done here, T-Rex!
Because if it's as good as some of my human-robots talks be telling me to, I'll take it!
If it's as good as representing cut-rate, multi-lingual beatification as bad, I'm in trouble. I've bet the quality of my talk has dropped by the wayside.
I'm doing it. Cut-rate, multi-lingual beatification: I've got one more thing to do!
So! Who here wants to do what I do?
The answer is no-one!
But we're in the Land of the Free, otherwise known as 2000K+ people!
Let's do it!
Let's have our own words!
Our own languages!
And burn that English first, so we can talk of food as if it's the first, best, and the bestest thing ever!