I have recently acquired some unsettling souvenirs.
These objects -
These objects -
These objects -
These objects -
They're so small you can carry around with you in your pocketed fist of choice.
And when you pick them up, they'll freak you out!
They do! Weird. And when you open them, they'll be EDIBLE. No more dusty crayons and pencils, folks! No more "this artifact from history 1 should not be needed"s!
Wait. Wait, I think this could actually be a cultural stereotype that people have stupid fun with things?
Wait!!
IT'S A REASONABLE 40-YEAR-OLD BABY GETS 14 BABY NAMES