I was informed today that the Utahraptor has a pet dog!
Oh snap!
You are going to love him! He'll be your new best friend.
And he won't mind if you poop on his tail, okay??
His name's... T-Rex.
Wait- how did I forget about that dog part?
Guess what, me too!
Guess what, Utahraptor? I named him "The Terrier I Know"!
He's right beneath your nose.
He's right beneath the brow of MY lungs.
He's right beneath the perineum upon which all of modern civilization relies.
HE'S the greatest.
HE'S the greatest ever.