Are you interested in buying in to a new friendship? If yes, you are ALREADY doing so.
WELL! Am I doing the right thing by buying in to a friendship?! How did I even do that?
I did this before, Dromiceiomimus! I did this while I was sitting and decided to add $5 into the first $1. It was a good move.
Then why did you do this though? Were you looking to have a good time?
No, I was looking to have a good time AND be alone.
Oh no, now you're looking to have a good time AND be alone. Well, having a good time could be good too!
$5 is already $5 worth of memories!
What are you doing?
Well, have you looked at the value of your time?
Oh, I'm sorry, T-Rex! I think you should-
I'm sorry too
Don't try to make me disappear, Utahraptor! I know you're struggling and I know you're trying to focus on your problems, but don't try to make me disappear either. I know you're trying. Don't try to make me feel better?
I don't know how you ever explain your $5.
I lost it anyway!