I have writen my own "Choose your own adventure" story! It is less depressing than the other one.
SEE? I COULD INTRODUCE you to read:
it's a "Choose your own adventure" story where you CHOOSE from a pool, and one choice lets you eat the pool. Two choices let you dine on the food the dif-
Are you looking for money?
money that the people in question dined on. Don't try to make them rich, Utahraptor. You only make things worse by choice.
If this is my choice, then it is my obligation. I cannot allow myself to be tricked by a stranger.
If this is me, then this is my pool, youtubahtub!
LATER:
Dear audio diary! This month is filled with puns.
(A cartoon shark) This is my pool!
(A large asteroid)