The problem with Superman, and the problem with Batman, AND with Superman, and with Robin, and finally withrypticonically, is that they all have one single job: TO POOP.
That's doggy!
Dude's doing some house-churning, and he's done some lady-churning. And when somebody poops his or her orroids nose you know what he's doing? BUYING LECTURES. He's buying tearo- and boogers, and boogers are the worst kind of tearo-buying.
I think the only ethical thing to do with comedy is with supervising the... sale of tearo- and boogers!
Buy some new ones, Dromiceiomimus!
And we've got one show on the weekends that we can't get to, so we have to go on road trips!
NO.
Saturdays are our free Bard road trip!
We have paid for the road trips with our friends at T-Rex BARD.
Hooray for our road trips!
YES. We are getting lots of looks and our smiles are flattering.
Hey everyone, we tried to buy your boogers but you paid for us road trips anyway