Dudes! Whom do I not name?
Although, here I will give my honest opinion!
It is a fact that most people choose to name their children after what they did or did not do in life. That is called "name calling"!
But what if you didn't do anything but do the boring stuff? That is called "Not being an excellent soccer player"?
That is called "Not being an excellent cook"?
But what if you were married?
Um. That is not a very good name?
Well, that's one thing I don't want to name babies. They're KIDS. They don't gossip all over babies.
Exactly! I will call them "Baby Oops!"
LATER:
Hello! You'll love my baby!