I'm going to write a spooky story, and it will be terrifying TERRIBLE, for it is against the law to ride a rollercoaster at night.
I'll start by telling you a story, for no stories are truly stories!
And then I'll tell you a terrifying story about a ghost, for that is the true story of how an ordinary person awoke to the horror of rollercoaster rides. And then we'll go on a haunted ride, and terrified everyone because it was inside our house, right?
Because it was.
Because inside. We were terrified.
I really don't see how this story can possibly be used as a basis for a spooky story!
You're right!
Instead of treating it like a crime, I'll Use It To Convince People That Ghosts Aren't Real, And Making Them Pay Attention In Social Habits!
Sounds like a first course in hard science class!
Yes, as I believe it to be the best course.
I call my tale, "The Power of a Lotion"!