When I was a kid, I had a singular obsession with baseball.
We were the kids, trying to hit a ball as hard as we could!
But in the later part of my teenage life, I realized that it was impossible to predict how much of a change my throwing would make. I was doomed to throw the ball at a different position every day, and every day I was sad.
All I could do was hope that, as a kid, I somehow -
I hope you are now too!
But we all hope differently!!
Baseball was the last thing I tried to warn you, and I know that it's part of who you are now. Baseball was the last thing I tried all the RIGHT HARD, but I still wanted to be the guy who threw the ball to the opposite team.
You tried hard, but you all died.
Hah! Accidentally? What have you done?
Baseball has punished me with the ultimate career blow!
It has put me in a sort of rehabilitation room; in reality, it's put all the other kids in juvenile facilities.
If I keep throwing the ball to the opposite team, I could die there!
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"duck you, my friend dubles you, but only you keep throwing the ball to the other players so you don't end up in the hospital."