Attention, friends! I have changed my friend rating system!
I have changed the rating system so that rating friends is done by rating friends (friendship rating system)!
Well, at least you can't tell if a friend is good or bad!
True! But friends are relative, and people like someone who gets liked. And if someone is so disliked that it can't possibly be an important thing, I'm happy.
But is it really?
It's a social construct!
If it's relative, I don't think it's really telling. If it's relative, I think it's telling us something, and if it's something important I'm happy with, I'm happy with it.
Well, there you are! I don't see any reason why rating friends should be done by rating friends.
LATER:
Dear audio diary! This October Fool's came back as a friend as often as he could during the current 24 hours, reporting on the current state of the world. Sometimes he even went as far to buy TIME magazine!
It turns out, TIME IS ACTUALLY A SLIGHT, and he was being BROKEN FRIENDS WITH A MURDERER named "Time" BUTts up as well.