MAILBAG TIME WITH GOD
God! What are you doing here?!
Hello God! My name is God and I am here to make a joke. Here is a joke that involves people who are trying to get inside his head.
THAT'S A JOKE
Okay! Here is a JOKE that involves two opposite-sex people trying to get inside his head!
THAT'S A LIE THAT CAN ACTUALLY BE CONFUSED
Hah hah! See? Like... a twist on a twist?
T-REX THAT'S A LIE THAT CAN BE CONFUSED
SEE A TOUCH THAT'S A LIE THAT CAN BE CONFUSED
WOW
Man, I can't believe I didn't see better "here's a twist where two opposite-sex people are trying to get inside your head" lately!
Let's hear it for yourself, dude!
Okay, listen, God, here's a twist that could lead to ENLIGHTENMENT.
And let's hear it for YOU, personally: from within your own body!
HEY!
DICK IT T-REX