I've been thinking, and I've come to the conclusion that a guy called "Johnny" is the best friend I can name.
He's THE friend I never had!
So I've been wondering why you keep making such strong and compelling arguments for the existence of Johnny! Why not ask him about Star Trek NOW?
Because it'll be fascinating, and the only plausible reason you're keeping it secret is because nobody will ever find it interesting!
True!
If Johnny wants Trek to remain secret, why are you hiding it from everyone?
Huh?
Why are you playing this game of catch-up and paradox, where the greatest adventure is the one that finallys succeeds when all adventure is effectively pulled by one single party?
Huh? Oh, if I were to play it on my own, it'd be fascinating. I should learn more!
45 MINUTES LATER...
Excuse me! Why am I here?
I'm here to read a chapter of Star Trek, and there's only one answer:
I'm here to read "PARTICULAR"