As of today, I am officially living in the future!
That's not a bad thing, because living in the future is awesome! I can totally live there.
Another reason to live in the future is all sorts of cool stuff we don't have access to in the past!
What about stuff like LEGIT SATISFACTION?
I don't know, Dromiceiomimus! It's kinda like living in a computer universe, with everyone trying to make things better but also trying to make things more awesome.
And that's awesome, T-Rex?
Sure!
I just can't get excited about it. It's just that - it's such a novelty. What's new? What's exciting? What's ALMOST TERRIBLE?
I have no idea what that is! I'm hoping some old friends come over soon.
Aw man! Good friends, old friends. All the old friends are coming over now.
SOON:
Utahraptor, come over and th-
You can't make me out of old friends!
You can't make me out of dogs!
You can't get a dog from a doctor without violating the FIRST HALLOWE'EN TEMPTION!
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OHHHHHHHHHH