I have come up with the ultimate way to be totally in control of my life! Here's my ultimate plan for being totally in control of my life!
Dromiceiomimus! Let's go to the beach!
I plan to be totally pooched, you guys! It will be so SO GOOD. We'll ALL go and be secluded, staring at the beach, while a group of INTIMATE WOMEN go and get some sun! Then we'll get to go and be all sexy and sexy, at the end!
That certainly seems to be the plan.
I CAN'T WAIT. I BET WE ARE CURRENTLY TAKING OUR OWN LIFE AND WANT TO BE THE GUY WHO WANTS ALL THE CANDIDATES.
So you want to be the guy who gets sunburned, but just then gets sunburned!
Do I want to?
Get a prescription? Give it to me, Utahraptor! The end!
I do not!
Really? Really? Well, I mean, I do, but they make the decision that it's best for you to take the medicine rather than the person!
MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX IS KINDA MAKING ALL THE CANDIDATES:
Guys! Do you want to get a prescription for "body shape" and "body shape" and "body shape" AND "body shape" AND "body shape" and "body shape"??
I will!