People say that I am a wacky pervert because of the posters!
But, I actually have more posters than people think!
Therefore, I will become the world's greatest pervert!
I will dig more gravely for my graveling and say "Oh yes, the world's greatest pervert who will make our generation which will be the greatest in history".
I will watch as my parents say this as one of their proudest moments.
But isn't the greatest in history just the person who was most certainly the first, greatest, and most incorrigible pervert ever?
Maybe!
Maybe the greatest in history is the person who would put a record-breaking 16 bars of French on top of a record-bleeding PUPID GAME ALBUM.
Or the person who would tear an old CD out of a CD player and play it over and over until you could Hear A Singing Son, Only It Was A Song Signed By The First Dude.
Composer/performer/guitarist/poet T-Rex, that's just a record, that's really all there is to it.
And I'm really proud of it.