Which dude spent their weekend painting themselves into all the famous works of art?
Oh snap!!
I'm pretty sure it was this dude!!
Is that ME sitting at the last supper? I believe it is! Is that me poking my head in front of the Mona Lisa, obscuring her face entirely? COULD THAT HANDSOME VISAGE BELONG TO ANYONE ELSE?
You painted yourse -
Is that ME playing poker with dogs? Yes! Is that me riding the backseat of a rearing horse with Napoleon? YES. OH WAIT, I KNOW, I'M SORRY I AM JUST SAYING MY EXCUSES ARE NOT IN RECORD-TIME VIA AHHHH
Let me guess: you did this to teach yourself painting?
Yep! Partially!
The other reason is that I know this guy with a fallout shelter, so I'm giving him the paintings. That way, in the case of NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE, future remnants of civilization may have only my paintings to go off of.
... And eventually they'll think you're this really great, important guy! That's not what I meant!
Precisely!! I figure, sheesh, SOMETHING good has to come out of the nuclear apocalypse, you know?
You know, I don't know...ocaust?