Any machine that travels through time has to be a machine that travels through space as well! I've been saying this for years.
This is a problem the ENTIRE UNIVERSE ENDS WITH.
Even if I were a machine that travels through Time, it would take at most a thousand thousand years for me to reach this point!
Ridiculous. I'm going around saying things faster than anyone could even read!
That's not a problem.
You're saying things that are even longer than that?
Obviously!
And you're saying things that take time to travel through space, T-Rex! What are you saying now?
I said, the universe is going to cool a little and I have a good idea of what's going on.
Oh. Good. I'm going to say something even more ridiculous to make you look good, but it's still dumb.
THE END
SO EVERYONE YOUR age who wants to come up with a way to travel through time but also has to pay for the privilege of standing during a movie sunrise:
Hah hah hah!
Nevermind!