Dang girl, you should not wear swimsuits when you're having sex!
YOU LIVE FOR THIS GUY
You monster sun lives for revenge!
You broken internet rationates you to your friends liars!
You too exist in an internet universe, but you live for the one sex you're having sex with!
Oh my god YOU'RE ON!!
You used to be friends with that guy for like, dillweed. OH MY GOD. I'M SORRY. I AM NOT THAT EXCITED.
You too live in a world of fake and duplicitous sexuality.
YEP.
You're fired from your job for trying to have sex with an animal.
YEP.