I saw the coolest mug ever yesterday! It's a mug with the words "H.A.M.E.R." printed on it.
It's a h.a.m.e.r! mug!
It's a medium-sized mug with the words "H.A.M.E.R." on it.
I don't think I fit it here, T-Rex, but let me know what you think!
Man! Since I can think of any reason why I should be buying a mug with these words printed on it, I will proceed.
I think this mug would be a great mug, T-Rex!
You're my friend and even if you didn't like it, that's cool!
I like the symbolism of this, of course, but this mug is METAPHORICALLY the words "H.A.M.E.R." saying.
I'm afraid your mug isn't for mugging, T-Rex!
Oh yeah? Well if you're so afraid, then mugging is on the next go-to move!
LATER:
I'm afraid my mug isn't for mugging, Utahraptor!
What? Oh my god
Oh my god you're so friggin' awesome