Oh, it's true! If I only had the sex I wanted, I would happily spend it!
ESPECIALLY if I wanted to be the luckiest guy in the room!
Not that I want to be the smartest guy, mind you, but -
Would you also be the smartest BEST DUDE in the room?
No way Dromiceiomimus! You're only smarter than best buddies by thinking like that! You're just different!
So I'm smarter than most of the dudes at swimming, T-Rex!
Exactly!
How'd you measure your best friends?
Well, I do a regular thing and say "Well, that's a PULITZER for farting crazy"?
You'e really trying to be that measure! You're Yo-
MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYONE DIES:
And this gets us... T-Rex: TWO DUDEES??
...GOLDING STOMPING??