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GREETINGS T-REX I HAVE THE FOLLOWING QUERY FOR YOU
WHICH IS THE BEST ENTERPRISE
Oh my gosh all my life I have been training for this question!
*ahem*
It all depends on what you mean by "best"!
Obviously I have the best one.
But you can't have both!
Why not?
Well, to be fair, both have done very well, and I think they're doing a pretty good job.
But - ethics are about trusting one fact with another! I was wondering if you knew anyone who does this?
Well, if you had a large pool, wouldn't you want to see someone who's happy?
A small person, perhaps?
Perhaps someone who's happy with their current lifestyle?
Someone who's happy for you?