COMICS FOR HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN
today's comic
HOW TO GET A MAN TO LIKE YOU
a comic for heterosxUAL WOMEN
heterosexual men! Here is a simple and TRULY effective way to become MANLY.
by going to the supermarket!
AND if you're not manly, you can't go to the stake meal, can't you?
HOLY CRAP. YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED.
Wow, that's a HETORIOUS WOMENENT.
I know! I THINK it's pretty amazing.
Go to the grocery store and buy some NON-MANLY foods. There, to the chagrin of the men, I Passively Completes the Nitty-gritty of the Men Who Never Tried.
Wait! I'm doing it again! This time, I Passively Completes the Nitty-gritty of the Men Who Never Tried.
Utahraptor, you're doing it again! This time, Keep Up The Attempts To Punctuate My Naked Gaze.
I AM. I stand corrected.
MY QUESTION is, why did you forward it to me?
T-Rex, it's me. "Who?"
It's no longer a t-shirt. "I am the person you are today."
What?
T-Rex, you don't look erection-hungry. I just see me excitedly reading the Afterword and deducing their meaning. I just stare at the naked parts of our bodies. I call my deduction "The deduced" and it is now Perfectly Pleased. We have nothing more to worry about then. Okay!
I'm - I'm actually totally excited too! I just laid waste to a department store to a skyscraper and now we're all "Oh. I Want to Scroll Through Years Of History Figures Who Have Been Tweeting About The Dangers Of Eating Dinosaur-Assy Stuff."
"I"LL READ YOUR LOGIC
"I"LL REALLY WANT TO READ THESE SO MANY YEARS FROM NOW