I have come up with the ultimate way to be totally invisible! Everybody calls me "The Guy Who Is Almost As Invisible As The Guy Who Is Now!" Okay, so I may sound like a jerk, but that's a good thing for our national interests AND that of our friends!
It's good for us to have a succinct, powerful image.
Isn't it? Isn't that a lot of work? Nobody wants to be invisible. I can achieve this by becoming intimately familiar with every stranger I've ever met, every strangerand every strangerwho I've ever kissed, and every strangerwho I've ever dated, and...
Every stranger! EVERYONE
What are you talking about?
Being invisible!
It's like - it's like, all of us are seeing a tiny speck of a girl, just one shade away from us all, and we're filtering it down to the next person we've dated. It's a window into someone else's subconscious, by the way!
So your ideal guy isn't as transparent as you!
I guess so! I dunno. It's flattering, I guess, because even SOME of my closest friends are seeing someone else's neat analogies!
MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
Shakespeare! Where are you?
T-Rex, are you still playing Monopoly?
Playing Monopoly?!
I am still playing Monopoly!