If I ever turn into a werewolf, I would DEFINITELY donate my still-living body to science! The reason is simple: I Care About Science.
Guys! The advances would be incredible!
I'd start with the science we all know science was doing when they first came across the remains of some crappy dinosaur: some photos, a few words, a feel - all of it. And if I ever get a whiff of smelly, I'd exhale. Close up photos, I guarantee it! History's over, man! Pictures of smelly bodies taken by the ACTUAL CHIZ CHEES.
Are you serious about this, T-Rex?
Science has made some friggin' advances in recent years!
Science advances so much more than dinosaurs. It can alter the nature of the fabric of space time. It can extend the time of our universe by a factor of much DESCRIBING. In other words, it can extend our lives and knowledge.
I wouldn't be able to. That's why I'm SO POOCHED.
BUT LIGHTNING THAT CONVERSATION:
Are we going to find out what happened to me if I tell you the truth, after I tell you the science??
Maybe T-Rex is a great guy, but we won't know HIS SATISFACTION ON A scale of one to ten!
I knew some of his opinions would be useful, but I didn't know he actually did some cool things.
Okay.
15 to 20 years after he started chilling out with pals, the clock's still ticking.
Hey, remember when we were playing Monopoly in grade 2?