T-REX AND HIS DINOSAUR FRIENDS IN: "THE DUDE WHO COULD NOT TAKE BITES FROM A TEETH"
I was having a slumber party and my best friend Joe came out and said "Guys, if you had a triple double, you know what we'd do?"
I said I wouldn't say that because I'm afraid I'll be shouted down, but then I did.
Joe clarified that he meant "con artist", meaning he doesn't know what he's doing. T-Rex said "Because I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid"; Joe clarified that he means "because people will think I'm dumb" and I will be forced to say something stupid.
Joe said "I sincerely enjoy cupcakes"
"I sing the praises of my drink"!
The only way it would be funny is if we just write on the cover and say "Check it: we're taking a page out of the popular book series."
"We just do it for people who like me and don't want to take the risk of saying it out loud; don't worry!"
"By the time we're done talking we should be at a restaurant where we're sure we're not being overheard."
"We'll have a wacky party with inestimable personalities."
LATER:
I am so afraid I might say something dumb if I go to a wacky party tonight!!
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