My new book is a collection of fairy tales.
A collection of fairy tales that, despite their otherwise fantastic title, HAPPENED real quick to be BORING.
For example! Dromiceiomimus, you're a horror writer! Are you writing a story about a man who locks lips with a woman, and then gets mad?
Probably, T-Rex!
EXACTLY. Are you haunting me with the sound of my voice?
Probably, T-Rex!
Your book is a collection of SONG lyrics?
Yeah, EXACTLY.
Yeah, and it's more of a collection of BORING'S.
And it's a collection of songs that are free and unrestricted, and that if you were to least try to hear them, you'd get no more fairy tales than you did now.
I - okay?
Well - um, enjoy the fairy tales, because -
I just -
I just don't get what you're saying