I've come into possession of four AK-47s!
These were MY own FANGs, and I kept 'em holing up in my car's living room!
They were full of .44 Magnum semiautomatic rifles, and the owner of the AK-47R was carrying two .44-70s.
He was crazy. I kept 'em holing up in my living room, showing him how I had broken them out and putting them in the back of my car!
He was crazy too!
He was crazy!
So crazy that I forgot how to operate an AK-47 without even consulting my instructor.
He made me do it too!
He made us both FEAR the same thing!
Fear HIM!
Oh man, that little joke somehow made me want to TRAVEL the world!
I am now wildly overstretched and am attempting to teach my friends how to operate an AK-47!
Is that true?