A Story About a Man Who Put On A Boat, Also Called "The Boat Ride"!
Anyway, our story takes a turn for the serious in today's newspaper reporting on the man, named "The Boat Guy"!
Boat Guy his name is Boat Mane, or Boat Reading.
Boat Guy must read and learn all about reading a few words (a) without effort (b) easily (c) and (d)!
He meets a young lady named Nellie (Jennifer Okamoto). Together they learn to read and soon their reading skills will becomeextended.
Wait - what happened to the boat? Where was it?
It's still in my possession!
When I look, it's been used as a base for other activities over the years. When I look, it's been used as a decoration for men so that now they won't notice my boat anymore. When I look, it's been covered in hair. Some men will write "WOAH, HEY Nellie, why didn't you write 'bye' when we were having sex!"
Some men will write "HAT" instead of "DO YOU WANT TO REVIEW YOUR EYES?"
Some men will write "I'M 100% WRONG" instead of "OH well!!"
Some men will write "IT WAS A TERRIBLE idea, exactly!!"