Let's say the average adult is comfortable with one thing: sex.
Pretty sure the average adult is comfortable with zero things!
And let's say the average adult has some unmitigated sexual frustration.
Should we call her?
Should we call her... ME?
The average adult is comfortable with one thing: sex?
HELLO!!
Let's call her, "helen".
Oh god, I'm... confused.
Oh well! I'm totally cool with that. Let's call her, "the Helena we knew".
The Helena we knew existed, but we all wanted to keep secrets, so let's call her, "helen... of the hills".
The hills... of the hills!