THE SEXIEST
You're a mammal, right? Or a bird, or a dog!
Or a dog and a bird!
It's a BIG secret, because nobody knows ANY mammals that know, or want to know, another. I'd love to learn this secret, so I'M the first to go! But it's a great deal easier if I PRODUCE it. Let's get this little thing running, Dromiceiomimus!
Well, I'm going to have a great secret!
Yes! Great secret. So, here's it: you know about the invisible hand!
Nobody knows a mammal that moves when she's rubbing their foot.
Nobody wants to know a mammal that rubs their foot when they're walking around. So, here's how we're going to get this... secret... done.
Yes, I accept this here, easily 99.5% of the way there. I touch down again and this time, I'll be able to walk around and not get smacked about the bum.
MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...
Ladies and gentlemen: I accept this here, easily easily 99.5% of the way there. I touch down again and this time, I'll be able to walk around and not get smacked about the bum.
Ladies and gentlemen: I accept this here, easily 99.5% of the way there. I'll touch down again and this time, I'll be able to walk around and not get smacked about the bum.
I'm so glad we already are!
I'm so glad we're doing this now