T-REX HAS WRITTEN A NEW FANTASY:
What?
NO! NO, I've invented a new genre of video games!
In it's place you will find elves, wizards, cannibals AND vampires. Winters will be hellish, with vampirism and endless hunger. Don't worry about it! World peace is afoot...
...if you want the nostalgia without the need for a background in history.
USE A LITTLE WEIRD
*gasp*
I MIGHT INCLIDE THAT YOU CAN HAVE EXTREMELY SEXY DUDE PARENTS
Oh my gosh, that'spewter!
THAT
IS WHAT I CHOICE