I have the best idea ever for a series of books! Oh MAN. I'll never work that out.
All I really want is a man named Christopher.
Would he be called Christopher?
Because then people would know him from Wikipedia. I just want to be your friend.
...I-
AM I?
Hey, T-Rex, I've a book idea, and it's like you're imagining my life. It's like a big dream come true!
And it's stupid, because there's only like a handful of books a year. Let's do more!
SOON:
I have a book idea for seniors! Let's put some money aside for one year and write a story about it.
How to Make Past Cakes Happen Anytime, Ever