GUESS THE FIRST SENTENCE FROM YOUR BODY THAT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE HAPPY?
The answer is "HELLO!"
Whew! Fatally!
It's the first of several plots that I'm not going to spoil! She lives on a beach, so she can party!
I prefer that you give the audience something to remember her up at the beach, like a note thanking her for her drink, a circle of friends, a picture of peach fuzz, or a picture of a head and neck made of fuzzy pixilated plastic.
(What? Is there not a picture of a fuzzy pix?)
From a rhetorical perspective, there's no benefit to be had by taking a picture of a bumpy beach and turning it into a speech.
Exactly!
But from a physiological perspective, it's kind of funny because bumpy sand is sort of a watery 'n' beach. There's a physiological effect on the brain that's just there to smooth out any congestion you get.
T-Rex, being fat AND having a bumpy sand beach is funny.
LATER:
What the heck, my friend, how do you even respond to a text posted to a website where it's instantly obvious just by looking at it that I'm talking about my husband not liking peaches mashed up in a mashed up boat