Attention, folks with low self-esteem!
Pretty sure you've got no-one to blame for that but yourself, but the world around you!
And if you blame others, it can be really hard for you to adjust to! Have you never been sad before?
I hope so! I'm so happy for you, Dromiceiomimus! And I'm also relieved to hear that you're not sad and that the things that hurt you are finally forgiven!
Sweeps, let's look at our Heros!
Neat!
But here's one idea: worse than that is what we're doing to her, cheating on her, and that's gonna cost us our jobs!
That's a good idea, though! We should all be concerned about what we're doing to her.
No, you know what we do best?
I throw out gross pieces of paper that say "She's Evil Shemale."
That's gross and incorrect! This is like throwing a party, alone, with your hands up. You know what she's doing to you?
Eating.
And, that's only because I've been putting down the cash!