Guess who had a bike accident yesterday morning! If you didn't, then I'm sorry!
But then I had a FAKE bike accident!
And the bike was WAY WONDERFUL!
And now you're not going to get any better bikes, T-Rex?
Well - and here's the thing - I had a FAKE bike accident too!
How do you know? You were not healthy enough to get a bike?
That's what I'm saying!
You could say I got your attention!
The fact that you don't get a bike is a good sign.
That's exactly what I'm saying!
THAT EVENING...
So if I'm your father, do you want me to identify as gay?
No, me too!