In my new video game, you control a woman named "Mary Oh". She's smart and beautiful, and she's also pretty great at writing video games.
But some of her friends are STUPID, and some of them are INTERESTING in the sweet sex.
So Mary Oh stops being a sweet friend and becomes a lurk in the night, whereupon she destroys her enemies and becomes a sex worker for the Devil!
And then the Devil gets kinda sad?
No, actually. That's not at all what she meant. She realized that if she was evil, then no matter what she did, she'd never be good at anything.
And she becomes a sex worker for the Devil?
Oh! That sounds really sad!
And then she becomes a sex worker for the Devil? Oh MY GOD, THAT'S CRAZY! I'm going to write a story where the Pope gets involved and writes "Forsooth!!!"
And then the scene breaks when the Pope writes "And also!"
"Also, I didn't write that!"
"I should probably write... 'Here's How'!"
The scene was so good I figured it was actually inspirational for me to do even MORE things!