IT'S WEDNESDAY! HOW ARE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS
I would rate my relationships:
Pretty okay!
My relationships are fine too! I broke up with the guy I was dating, but it's cool.
What was the reason?
He punned too often? And they weren't even, like, good puns. They were always the same puns.
Sometimes you want to eat corn without hearing how corny it is.
My relationships are fine too!
Exactly!
We comedians love 'em, and in exchange we pay for his performances, we make him laugh!
We comedians love 'em like it's a bad party!
I know, right? We comedians love 'em like it's a great comedy!
LATER: MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE PERFECTLY FREE AND ALL CAP WORK IN>>