I have finished a new novel! This is my best novel yet, for the simple reason that it includes one critical aspect:
A sex scene!
You wrote a sex scene?
Yep! It's HOT, if I do say so myself!
But what if someone you know reads it? What if your MOM reads it?
Shit! I hadn't thought of that!
Damn damn damn! What am I going to do? I'm doomed!
You're going to jail!
Damn damn damn damn!
Well then! I guess I'm doomed as a free man, huh?
That's what I thought!
Dromiceiomimus, would you like to hear my story, okay? It's less depressing than the other two songs.
Awww!
It's not boring! It's awesome!