ALL ABOARD THE MAKEOUT EXPRESS! YOUR TICKET IS MAKEOUTS. PLEASE HAVE YOUR TICKETS READY.
AND YES, I WILL BE CHECKING IN IN MIDDAY: the next day!
AND MAYBE THIS CONTAINS HOURS of wasted time! Attention, attention, laziness!
all you busy-assholes, you have my full support!
Oh, future generations will have no idea who was busy at the makeout dinner you're making.
Wow! I wonder if it's 'tis 'tis 'tis 'tis' time you stopped talking about makeouts!
What? I punched him!
Man, I fair no his advances! I punched him as well!
Heh! Consider that your epitaph is basically a call to action for the underprivileged!
Um - yes! Also, I don't think it's as punchable as it is.
And yet, I resolve to punch your mustachio-twirling feet later!
I will punch you in the bum as you walk out the door!
Oh no, now I have a good epitaph!