I've entered a poetry contest!
I can't lose!
Right, Dromiceiomimus? I'm a brilliant, intrepid poet, and if I stay at home and write poems, I risk falling behind in my studies and AT THE END END WRITING: I have nothing to write about!
Well, I think your case is better than your never-before-seen chance.
Writing is hard, isn't it? I've DONE it.
So who wants to write?
I do! I don't know who else wants to write.
I named myself "mouthman" and just want to share... poetry?
That's a term you can't use on your application form. I know! Poems that begin "T-Rex" maybe?
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You can also name your children, but that costs money! I cut that out. You can name your career but instead focus on what you do and what you learn about others: I recommend you do something new and different every day.
Awesome!
Also great!