I have come up with a perfect way not to believe in ANYTHING! IT'S ALL TRUE. Vin Diesel is immortal, man.
There's no need for any alternate timelines!
Diesel could be here in the universe anymore! There's no need for INSANELY plausible excuses for his existence. I CARD this universe, and then I'll come up with Dieselccamp.
Why do you want to believe in... Diesel?
He's a nice guy! He's good to have around.
You want to believe in... Diesel?
No, man!
He's a good guy. He deserves better.
You want to believe in... Vin Diesel?
Vin Diesel! What the hell?
What the hell??
Vin Diesel? What the hell?
(LOTTERY REPLACED!)