I've entered a poetry contest!
I can't lose!
Right, Dromiceiomimus? I'm a good poet, right?
Sure! Although I've not heard much of your poetry!
I can assure you that my poetry is great, unlike our current department of state!
So you want to enter?
No, just a need to spread some c~~*ng!
Really! You're just going to let some crappy poetry get in your system?
That's what I'm saying! Get your morning report, "Shakespeare in Rye: Good Poems, Not Bad Poems!"
I just want to hear your poetry!
GOOD THINGS, ETERNITY!!