You know what'd be great? A restaurant that serves gourmet versions of classic comfort foods, like burgers and fish and chips!
THAT'S PLAGIARIZED
And you have all these great details about the restaurant, all these fantastic details about the burgers and burgers and finally a picture of your child eating the fish and chips, and THEN, a picture of your child on the next page, with your baby eating the fish and chips, and THEN, a picture of your child on the next page, with the baby's parents, and THEN, a picture of your child all over the place!
That's one I'll make SO MUCH, Utahraptor. I'll make it a Thing That Everyone Can Like! Except if They Actually Do.
So when people come to your restaurant, you want to make them feel good things?
Of course!
Why don't you do this already? Tell them your restaurant is great, and they'll want to order one. I can WORK WITH THAT.
Okay, but you'd have to show them your fish and chips!
What? I can't! That's not what I'm asking.
THE NEXT DAY:
Nice work, Utahraptor!
No thank you, T-Rex!
It's okay, I guess. It's actually pretty hard to get great at work.
What?
What?
Yeah, I got good at it.