I am a guy who said "I don't want to be a police officer, okay?" to himself. I said it out loud.
It was probably on the advice of hand-written notes.
It was probably on the advice of overambitious teens. I don't know but it did take me a while.
It was probably more than a decade of accumulated experience, but I did it anyway because I just want to be a police officer. I just want to be an officer who keeps getting frisked, and sometimes, I suspect, goes overboard and causes more harm than good.
Frisking!
It's always a threat if I see you frisking, okay?
I think you're too old and cachet goodgering, T-Rex!
That's okay, but I don't want to be that guy who goes overboard and causes more harm than good.
Frisking is for a younger gentleman, remember?
Of course. You're a kid, and you don't want to be that guy who goes too far.
But you want to be the guy who never gets frisked.
That's okay, though!
Today is a good day I think for asking profound philosophical questions!
*gasp*
I have said enough!