Man, who is the dude who dropped his wallet in the toilet last night? WAS IT ME? It's possible to be a wimp out in one of the greatest collections of financial records in the world.
OR it could be a savvy bankster, living off her accumulated losses over the course of a single night!!
Why do we do this, T-Rex? Did you know that, once a friend has a wallet, they're not really legally married?
Dromiceiomimus, I don't think you're legally married in the first place. That's why I never got in touch with you.
Are you worried that if you get married, your wallet will be part of your security?
A FEW YEARS LATER:
Oh wow, that wallet was all my responsibility but it turned out that it was in fact my freedom.
I'm concerned you might be snapped back to your old age, get married and swashbuckle.
Yep!
It turns out that, for the purposes of today's wedding, I was a guest at the wedding of my own free will. It's a hella sweet wedding!
I get the sense you empathize with some of the issues here.
I guess!
Or perhaps if you ARE married you want to make all the money, the same way you want to hook up with someone and make them pay for it!
That's what I'm saying!