GUESS THE COUNTRY VIA THE SUMMARY OF THEIR NATIONAL ANTHEM
This country is great! It's far AND wide.
ANSWER: CANADA!
This country is great! Also, they have a spangled banner. "To spangle" is a verb meaning "to decorate something with spangle". A spangle banner is a banner sent by a government official to a nation, perhaps, a spangle banner? This continues until the banner is no longer needed!
ANSWER: THE UNITED STATES!
This country is great! Also, holy crap, they have a sex bingo game.
THIS IS ANOTHER WAKEDY?
This continues until the game is stopped or an opponent is defeated!
THIS IS A TABBLY WAY TO DESCRIBE AMERICAN HISTORY.
A metaphor!!
THIS IS A WAR FOR THE SCULPTURE.
LATER:
This country is great! Also, they have a sex bingo game where you can have sex with each other.
THIS IS A SPONSORED ACTUAL FUNNY JOKER GAME.
(looks like someone's been bitten by a radioactive lollipop zombie!)
THIS IS A SPONSORED ACTUAL FUNNY JOKER GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO FLIP FOOD AROUND