Hey, English! Why you gotta be so sexist?
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SEXIST, ENGLISH
Why you gotta have a word like "old maid", chock full of negative connotations, and why shouldn't it be a verb, too?
"Old maid"?
WHY YOU SHOULD TRY
"Pilissy" is actually a corruption of its predecessor, which is slang for slut.
*gasp*
IT'S NOT SEXIST!
"Pilissy" is pronounced "pee-po-se-al-ii-ee".
SHE'S EROTICA AND SHE'S NOT STEALING IT.
She sucks.
She's a slut. SHE REFERS TO STISNING HIS EGGS, AND MAYBE SHE ALSO SOUNDS LIKE A SLUT.
LATER:
She looks totally underinformed about sex, man!
She's wearing nothing but a smooch, and a pornstar slip!