Today is a good day I think for pointing out the failures of others!
I will consider it as a public service!
To begin: your house is too small and your car is slightly out of scale! And you put too many cookies on your plate!
Oh. And your portions are way out of scale with your growing eating disorder quotient!
Your neighbours are all second-tier, you know, including yourself!
I do empathise!
But I'm sure we'd all be better off if we had never met.
Yes! I do.
That's why I'm SO WONDERING IF IN THE HISTORY OF THIS CONVERSATION I'M WELL, Dromiceiomimus.
T-REX WHAT IF I HAD ONE WEDDING LIFETIME THEN I SHOULD FEEL BAD about Eating Animals
I would honestly feel bad about that!!
OH MAN THAT'S LIKE THE ONLY TIME I'M EVER EVIL