Here are some jokes about horses. Why do horses like waterskiing?
I DON'T KNOW WHY T-REX
Um... because they're horses!
T-REX THAT'S HORSE RACIST
What?!
How is it racist? If someone said "th-Rex, I'm a 'Horse T-Rex'" fan, that would be a "threesome" ... with horses!
I'm not a dude who's goin' on horseback!
Not in the "Get Dressed" sense, dude! Not in the "Get Insane" sense, anyway.
I'm just sayin'.
Not in the "Get Informed" sense!
In the "Get Inventive" sense, anyway. Horses DON'T like to talk like humans do.