Who here wants to watch me eat a sandwich?
SURE
Dude, straight-up sex!
I'M NOT INTO ZING
You're into it! You want to see me eat a sandwich.
No, but you're not into sandwich sex! I'm into that awesome "how to eat a sandwich but also look good, clean your throat, pass the time, maybe have a hot shower" routine.
We invented that!
YEAH I invented it!
I'm wondering if you - you ever wear pants during sandwich sex?
Dude, they're super embarrassing!
I know! It's a popular idea!
It's a popular idea! COME ON!
I'm not wearing pants during sandwich sex!
Oh man, are you going to tell me what you think?
THAT EVENING...
I'm going to stub my toe... ALL THE TIME!