What day of the week is it? IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, because all that matters is that today it's time for another...
SECRET of the MEDICAL PROFESSION!
Doctors have a difficult job: you come in with symptoms and you expect a diagnosis. And sometimes that's really hard! Hate to break it to you, Chuckles, but there's always the chance it's all in your body.
There's also the chance your symptoms represent a new and terrible disease unknown to medical science!
And in both these cases a new and different doctor may come in for very different reasons!
And with their added wrinkle of a "presumably" this means they're more likely to charge you for your call and report on changes in your body!
And this means you can expect a price increase, for the insurance you provide!
Yes Utahraptor! And this means you can handle a much more complicated case! For example, you may be charged a "hush boy"! And this means you should prepare for a gentleman's fashion show!
And you'll wear a fancy "hush girl"!
Exactly!
And if there's a problem, try saying "Doctors, I have a problem! Should I worry about my new skills, or worry about a new and terrible disease? I just told you the truth: I worry about my new skills."
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Alright so I just did it and I'ma do it again