If you want to know what the universe is like, you need to visit the internet.
That's a bad thing! If you want to know when it's done being dated, you'll find it by going to the internet.
There, I gave you this image of a universe that's getting older. But don't worry, there's a lot going on! If you want to know when the next film will be like this, you'll need to visit the internet.
But what about when you're 20 and back?
That's still not the case. You may be surprised to see this stuff happen, but you'll be too now!
So you'll stop?
Yep! But don't worry, we've tried. Our bodies are different, younger, and usually sexier than yours!
Mine are, on the whole, a more mature and awesome sex life. But you could be regretting what you did that day, years from now! You know that one already!
Ooh! Alright, I'll try! I'm going to visit the internet now!
Yes! I'll visit the encyclopedia now! And when I visit the internet I'll write a sex joke for people who'll then maybe get to meet someone who I think is HOT, and then when they're done being HOT, I'll come back to the future and tell them I think they're a winner.
Everyone, if you're going to do that, I'm you! I'm you!