I am a man who doesn't know a lot of basic things about himself. I barely know what colour my eyes are!
O- Orange? Deep saffron? GAMBOGE?
But there's tons of other stuff I've never bothered to memorize too! When I'm eating dinner, I stare at my body as a gorgeous woman is having sex intercourse with me, absolutely NO PROBLEM. I do it sometimes.
You're talking about this guy you've never met?
Exactly!
He's both handsome AND pretty sexy, and he drinks coffee when he's having a cup.
Aw, he's just a guy!
He's just a guy who wants to sell you some coffee, and he's a guy who doesn't always get it.
CONGRATULATIONS
TO THE GROCERISTIC ANTS OF THE FUTURE!
This is what happens if we go back in time!
I've got to get back to you, you know?
This is what I've got to do!
I can't let you do it!
I CAN, but I've got to go back in time and tell you that I've decided this is a pretty big deal. I'm gonna get kicked out of parties, and also, this is what I've been meaning to myself for years.
LATER:
Hah hah hah!
What the hell, it was all downhill from there!