I have been compiling a list that I think will be of great value to my friends!
What I have compiled is nothing less than...
A list of all good things.
Things that I have learnt about myself!
Things which, it will be remembered, were simply good things I could have learnt.
Among these, you compiled?
Yes! One!
And you agree that these are good things you could have learnt, all being in a single location! You then return to your original location, this time dressed in the warm colour of modernity!
Oh! And you find that, with modern conveniences, people are and always will be more social, and knowledge is bliss!
You have sadly lost the chance to complete the Great Library Project!
What?!
Oh, just a moment.