It's spring soon, Dromiceiomimus! And you know what that means!
BIKE RACES
Okay, so bike safety isn't exactly a top of my list. But I do want bike culture to be the place where folks go out and bike and fun things like pool and singletrack!
What about bikes that sink or come out?
Ridiculous!
You want bikes that float?
Well, actually, I don't know - I was just trying to figure out bike culture.
I believe it rolls off of my fingers. Ridiculous!
That's what I think!
Or be it foreshadowed: bikes that float, or bikes that TEAMS of bikes that YELLOWLY BIKES...
...that we can't ride because they sink?
That's what I believe!
TEAMS of bikes that YELLOWLY ARE bikes, and I don't see how that's wrong either