Hello! You know how some songs have lyrics that say "Suck on A Lie", or like the song, I wanna tell you right now I wanna SUCK ON MY SCORES. Or like the song, here's how you feel: suck it / On autopilot; suck it / Woo!
On autopilot!
That's how come I always feel! And my theory is that the reason I always feel like masturbation is that I don't want to lose my virginity either! I don't want to do it! Why wouldn't I want to do it? It's not like me to feel bad about it!
I feel the same way!
Maybe you do too!
On the other hand, you don't gossip.
I don't gossip either!
On the contrary, I freely admit that I am TEMPTED UP on the head by an entirely new sexual combination!
Whoah! ...That's pretty awful.
I don't gossip! I tell you...
...ABOUT A FEW YEARS, BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A BABY I WAS KINDA DIPPING BALLS OUT OF THEM LIKE POCKETS AND THINGS LIKE THAT
...Hold on. That.
Uh...
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