DINOSAUR COMICS
Dinosaurs were giant ferocious lizards!
They were a constant threat to everyone around them! They were known to destroy human property with impunity!
Dinosaurs were also known to destroy human LIFE with impunity!
I notice you're using the past tense!
Yes. I'm experimenting with it.
You're experimenting with using inappropriate verb tenses.
Yes I am. I decide to use this new, less awkward "it happened" expression!
And it went so well! I knew I'd want to do something like this again after I'd left school. I was all, "It happened!"
...I think I might have unfinished business here. Why not?