Who here wants to watch me eat a sandwich?
SURE
NO
Then I'm done eating my sandwich!
THREE YEARS LATER:
Excuse me, sir, you look down! You look up!
You look up!
I do!
You do too, that's what I'm saying.
What if I said I was stopping at a sandwich place?
Um
NO IT'S
RUGBY
IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH EACH THREE YEARS LATER
This is no time for card-watching!
Join me!
ONE WEEK LATER:
Uh, there, wasn't someone on my mailing list?
uh (un)fortunately, no
Sorry!
this is a time for cleanliness