I have come up with a perfect way not to believe in anything wrong ever again. Evidentialism
A belief is justified only if there is sufficient evidence to support it!
Therefore, I won't believe in anything ever again! except maybe the absurd and impossible.
Okay!
But even if you believe the absurd and impossible, does it make you totally rational?
I won't answer that question! I won't believe that's rational.
Nothing!
You won't believe in anything, but you'll probably run into lots of weird and spooky things!
Well, I, um, I won't believe in anything.
Really? You'll still get weird responses like "but ryan's in charge of the ghost claims!"?
Sometimes I think he's a jerk, yes! But I'm not going to accept that as fact!
I guess!
Yeah, I guess!
MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX IS A ULTRA-ROTTEN LIEK WITH A SWEETEN COVER!
Hey, what's the matter, my friend? It looks like YOU'VE run into Doug again!