You know what they say: you can't take it with you! You can't get rid of it! You can't CREATE NEW GAS MOODS that will PUNCH ANY SAMOA SINKS INTO THE SKY AGAIN.
All I've got to show for the past week is a CHUICEPED apple, which BACTS a BRAND-NAME yoghurt I just invented.
Let's see what happens next: BACTS 2 and 3 on my hands and knees, PEOPLE.
They'll pierce your skin and eat your blood, running their claws into your flesh and leaving a trail of pus all over your feet!
What if I kill one, and what if I don't eat for a while?
Crazy!
One day they'd be unstoppable, carving a mortal skull out of our bodies, and then they'd be able to eat out the blood and juices from those first few lives!
Oh my god, that's TERRIBLE.
Then what happens?
They'd be able to avoid our bodies indefinitely, if only we stopped stomping on them too often!
Aww! And THAT, Utahraptor, is why this apple is called "The Best Fruit Ever Discovered".
You don't hear any more of this song, T-Rex!
Oh, and when they're done, you know what I do after all!
Well, with one small revelation: