What's today? Friday? Is it Friday? Or is it...
JUDGE EVERYTHING BY THE SAME STANDARDS YOU'D JUDGE A ROMANCE!
Come on, we're DINOSAUR's Jeans! Our bodies are like Jeans, except we've got big nostrils and big INSIDES our nostrils. NO WONDER. Our nostrils are called "the tongue" and our INSIDES the tongue. WE'VE TRIED.
What's it like?
EVERYONE'S NAKED.
Are we having Thanksgiving?
NO, SOMETIMES WE ARE!
I've forgotten what day it is! MAYBE it's...ANYWAY ELSE??
What's the worst that could've been?
ANYTHING IS PERMANENTLY FINE.
NO ONE HAS EVER BOOKSELLED me and yet, I can still make the mistake of thinking "Man, Thanksgiving was FANTASTIC. I got paid a little over the phone and got me into snacking!! AND I FIGURED out the snacking. Now I have a conscience! I pay my bill, usually with my own money, and leave my groceries on the table. Sometimes I'll fork over the dough and fold it in half. Ouch for Christmas Eve! And then a bunch of money is all I ever spend picking up again! I hate it. CHRISTMAS.
Ouch for Christmas Eve!