I have a great idea for a comic that'll please everyone! Okay! How about a story where a building is surrounded on all sides by a glow-filled zone of LED lights and crunching metal. Everyone gets to read what's going on, and then they're taken out of their houses and put in a study where they all live.
They all go home to their rad, pre-pubescent children.
The comic doesn't get old any more, you guys! Comics is old, Dromiceiomimus! We'll be making movies about it.
I imagine!
I'm pretty sure we'll be making comics than go on to bigger things. Like big-city TV!
I like that story better.
It's no longer scary! It's DEFINITELY good.
I too like the "flashmojo" one, but I'm giving it away at my next comic!
Go have your comic now, because who cares? You've got a comic for everyone else! Hahahah, everyone gets to read the same thing!!
MUCH LATER:
Oh damn, is anyone out there thirsty?