You want to kiss on someone rad? Okay!
That's weird, but whatever!
HOW TO KISS ON A PERSON
First off, you should really try to keep your sweetie in place. My advice is simply this:
That's it! You want to kiss on that person at the same time. Then, on the first try, gently lower your voice, making sure you don't over whisper.
You want to sink this ship a new one!
That's not a advice show!
What?
It's a "help show" about how to talk to other people about sex.
Yes! And it's great! All you need to do is visit this website and buy a tit-for-tat sex tape!
But what if I want to show people how to get hot?
Then you need to stalk this woman and make her tell you how much she loves you!
Then you need to tell her how much she loves you and then convince her to get off with you, okay??