It's August. I love August! EVERYONE loves August!
With that in mind, it's time for
FUN FACTS ABOUT AUGUST
Leo and Virgo are zodiac signs for August!
WOOOO!
The Perseid meteor shower usually happens in August!
HELL YEAH!
Every atomic bomb used in war was dropped in August!
Wh--
...What?
August is named after Augustus, who despite being a Roman emperor, still died alone... as must we all!
What? WHAT?
NEITHER OF THOSE FACTS ARE WOOWORTHY. I want FUN August facts, not -
If 1000 people died every day in August, 31 thousand people would be dead by the time the month is out!
THIS ISN'T EVEN A GOOD AUGUST FACT
The first communication satellite launched in August!
Finally! WOOO!
Such satellites facilitate ubiquitous corporate and governmental suveillance across the planet.
DAMN IT, AUGUST