I have the greatest idea for a movie! I've said this before but this time it's for serious. There's this cop, right?
Right!
And he's a "by-the-books" cop who does everything "by-the-books".
But there's more to it than that!
The cop is a "by-the-books" person who does everything "by-the-books".
But in another universe, he's a "by-the-books"! A "by-the-books"!
So if we all read his script we'll have a story about a man who "likes trees", and a sequel where he writes "LOVES VIDEO GAMES".
I want my movie to have a story where the rules are explained in detail and the players reluctantly accept that fantasy!
Yes! This is the ultimate secret revenge movie!
For real?
What if I don't like my movie the first time?
Then the next time you do it, T-Rex will slap you on the wrist for the first time?
You're go!
"The players play the game, then they take turns hitting your head or fists."
"The cameras pan back and forth, looking for laughs. Eventually the greatest hits the fan."