Hey, English! Why you gotta be so sexist?
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SOVABLE AT ENGLISH
You're saying it like it's the #1 favourite language? Why not spell it out for us and try again?
Because it's the #1 favourite English!
WELL WE'D JUST KEEP USING THEM.
You only like English because it's hard to write!
WHAT.
Well, ladies, that hasn't stopped me from still being that way for some time. I even like Catalan for that matter.
Irish for "meh", German for "uh", and Swiss for "i".
THAT EVENING...
EWW!
Darren I'm sorry English, but!
I'm sorry English!