I have finished a new book! It is called, "Breaking the Habitable Phase: Why We Got So Flabbergastingly Orphaned."
It details the sex lives of orphan children in the sex trade!
And I have included in my book a lot of naked pictures of babies!
And one of the children is so sexy that when she's aged five, she'll go on to seduce the next child!
The book gets better over time!
I can't believe we're doing this. You've got to.
I've done it to steal a book!!
But I've also done it to give the next kid the chance to an untrained eye!
chapter two.
HELL YEAH! I THINK IT'S GREAT! I THINK THE PAST CHIP GOT A GREAT PROBLEM.
I call my book "An Inconceivable Tale of Why We Got So Flabbergastingly Orphaned."