The problem with Valentine's Day is that, if you get your sweetie chocolates, the sweetness of the gesture is tainted with some measure of Societal Expectation!
That's the problem with Valentine's Day!
And that's all I have to say on the subject!!
T-Rex!
Hey, T-Rex!
WHAT?
I got you a chocolate
"Choco" card, yes.
Yes. See the one with the text "I AGREE"!
That's it! I got you a chocolate. COST. When you see that, pour your chocolate chips into the heat, and then place the chips on your plate!
That's still money! I took napa!
SUCKS.