I have the ultimate CONVERSATION FILLER. Now no longer will there be awkward pauses in my conversations! Oh yes. No longer.
Because whenever I don't know what to say, I'll just exclaim "Sounds like a good date!"
An example! Dromiceiomimus - can you describe your ideal waterslide for me?
Um, sure! It's long, I guess, with lots of twists and turns, and some parts are dark so I guess there'sfor basically hard to detect. There's definitely no magic there. It's a fake date. I'll just get on with it.
Well, that's not my example, that's your ideal waterslide!
So what's your ideal date?
A date easy to understand!
I'm just saying, it's one thing to want a date. Another is you want to say things like "I'm really interested in having a threesome", and you want to set it up so when you get a chance, you're going to say things like "Oh man - SO SWEET. I'll just use my heart to express it!"
That sounds like a terrible idea.
How -
LATER:
Man, parties are about having fun, right? And it turns out having a good party is actually kind of a fun thing to do, especially if you ended up having a bad one!
(You can't tell!)