If there were a soundtrack to my life, what would it sound like I wonder?
Imagine if it had vocals! And a drum solo!
It'd be awesome!
Here there would be some ominous music - FOR WILL THE GIRL SURVIVE?
Wait!
The idea of a soundtrack to a person's life is a stupid idea. You need a MAGIC HISTORY to live up to!
I see hope in that!!
A FEW YEARS LATER...
I'm back from the future! And I'm glad I guess I was left behind!