Natural language processing researchers are all, "Oh boo hoo, computationally generating and understanding natural language is hard, we totally need more time to build Data from Star Trek, boo hoo hoo!"
So how's it work?
Just fine, thank you!
No, I'm actually just saying that email is a pretty good medium, if imperfect. But you can take someone's email and tweak it to your specifications. And you can do that over and over, with or without the use of spam. I'm talking spam where the only missing piece is the dead body of a loved one! NOBODY HAS EVER SAID that.
Aw boo!
HAMLET:
I've got two words for you, objectively and creatively, Justin!