FACT: senior citizens are fragile. You can't shove them around or nothing!
FACT: babies are fragile too! So apply these to your OWN baby!
You could put "Superman is fragile" in front of Superman and talk like a man, but then you could also talk like a man, bit by bit, suffering internal corrosion and aging... into semi-living flesh.
That's an old joke! Superman would use it!
PRETTY SURE Superman!
Can we do that?
Sure!!
If you don't want to apply physical science to your own work, that's fine, that's okay, whatever! I've got nothing against Superman, dude!
Really? For a second there, I thought you were racist.
FINE. But then I realized: wait, if I was doing it all "properly" OH HEY I'M SORRY BUT I'M NOT RACIST
From now on I'm doing my best
Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus!
DON'T LISTEN TO MY STUMPING BODY