I have come up with a perfect way not to believe in anything ever again. Evidentialism
A belief is justified only if there is sufficient evidence to support it!
Therefore, I won't believe in anything ever again! I won't believe in things that don't exist, I won't believe in things that can't exist, I'll believe things that could, and I won't believe in things that can't exist! ALL EVIDENCE.
Are you going to say you won't? I've got a lot of them!
I haven't had a chance to decide yet!
I've got a lot of them, T-Rex! You're overthinking it, and not thinking it at all!
Utahraptor! Just got a letter from the guy! What did he say?
Nothing! Just some innocuous matter. All I'm saying is I thought it was cool to believe in things that didn't exist, and I didn't think it was me that did that!
EARLIER:
If there's a God, I've thought of him as if he's the god of stories!
HEY T-REX
Why don't you tell him how all your beliefs are valid?
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YEAH I MEAN