I would like to have an inclined treadmill, so that I could build an indoor skateboarding track. Am I that crazy?
Am I that crazy... TO DREAM?
Toil and death!
It would be a great indoor track, Dromiceiomimus! Unsinkable. No matter how much I skate, if I don't have an indoor skateboard I can't be accused of it truly!
An indoor track, T-Rex! You've built an indoor track!
I know! It is the best indoor track ever invented.
What's an indoor track?
Kilometers?
That's only because the word was invented by William Shakespeare in play form! It was only after he was finished reading the play that he realized "gig" was important.
So, before he was done watching me, he invented an indoor track!
A track, what?
Kilometres!
It was a great idea! A great idea that when we added colour to everything, the track would turn against us. So what's this idea that we're all stupid?
Kilometres?
That's called Photoshop".