I have kissed a friend this morning. It's a pretty good kiss, if you've done it before. Have you done it before?
THIS IS WHAT AWARD TO YOU:
a comic
a comic with the word "tautological" in it
What's that? "Tautological"? "Tasty-tyloaded"?
That's offensive?
Ha ha, what's that? I think that's offensive?
COMICS IN WHICH THE WRITERS TWELL ON HOW TO WIN
That's offensive!
It is!
A WEEK LATER:
That's good, you know? Maybe I'll just do it myself.
What? What for?
You know what? I think it might be a good idea to go make some music together.
Oh wow! So do you think it'll be a cool thing?
COMICS IN WHICH THE WRITERS TWELL ON HOW TO WIN
That song just got worse!
Ha ha! That was terrible!
What? Not just any way, bro!