Hey, English! Why you gotta be so sexist?
Why you gotta BE so BIASED?
What not to love: just be themselves! For example, beautiful, interesting, unique, interesting people who I thought I knew well helped me in some way or another. People in real life! That's what I think!
That's not attractive!
Exactly! I think it's either that or having romantic issues, and then having no feelings at all. I don't know!
Well, we're having feelings here, T-Rex! You don't have any feelings.
Exactly! I find it pretty amazing that you're this sexist thing alone!
How did you know? Well, I just realized: I've never had a consistent, consistent set of feelings.
Huh.
Well! I guess I'll find out if I really do enjoy being a sexist dude through experiment and error.
THAT EVENING...
I just realized I've never had a consistent, consistent set of feelings