I've decided that despite the commercialism of the season, I will still be giving out presents to all my friends!
However, I will achieve this by sneaking into their houses and leaving the presents there!
SHORTLY:
Hey, T-Rex! My house is slightly modified from the one you found during our recent break! What's the deal with it?
The deal is that it's a Dromiceiomimus home!
Oh man! How are things?
I'm really sorry, but I can't.
It's closed 24 hours a day for routine repairs.
Hah!
The problem remains! There's always a chance a closet sock could be found there.
Even if I find a one-way ticket, all is not lost! I will still offer up my house for strangers to find.
There's still a chance they'll come over for more.
SUDDENLY!
What's up?