I have the best idea ever for a series of books! Oh MAN. I'll never get to do an eight-issue limited series.
All I have to do is figure out how to raise the issue of racism in the audience, and nothing will bother me!
Hey, you know what's bothering me? Not over-emphasizing the problem of racism, but also over-emphasizing the power of sexism. I'll never be racist towards you in the novel I write, okay? I will love you and we will laugh forever. I did these things on purpose. I certainly did them to see to it that nobody we know thinks we�� ANYMORE LIKE RACISM.
Are you sure? Maybe I'd have more of that in mind when you get home?
Sure!
All I really wanted to do was figure out how to make you feel better, okay? Maybe if I stood there for a long moment, we could have a sexual encounter. We could have a sexual encounter over drinks of water. I don't know.
Then I guess we can just forget about us.]
MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE SOMEONE HAS ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED THIS AMAZING SENTENCE:
I got opinions!