If you like it when I'm wrong, then get ready to be SERIOUSLY SAD for the rest of your friggin' life!!
THAT'S NOT AN ISSUE
Guess what, T-Rex? You're going to be SAD for the rest of your life??
T-REX AND HIS FRIGGIN' LIFE
Well, that's not a problem. Alright, fine. We'll get some chicken wings.
Okay. What about hamburgers?
They're my new culinary fantasy!
I'll make a great holiday for people who don't even like chicken!
Okay. What about dogs?
DOGS.
I like them because they're so fun to feed and prune. They can be spayed or neuter, depending on which part of the world you look up "Vitamin B"! And, um -
Yep! Sometimes I've seen one heck of a dog eating a bag of chips.
He's doing it on purpose! I'm not telling.
LATER:
"We are all one in the same, binding biological and cultural bond"