I have finished a new novel! This is my best novel yet, for the simple reason that it includes one critical aspect:
A sex scene!
You wrote a sex scene?
Yep! It's HOT, if I do say so myself!
But what if someone you know reads it? What if your MOM reads it?
Shit! I hadn't thought of that!
Damn damn damn! What am I going to do? I'm doomed!
Well, has the book been published?
Not as such.
So? Problem solved!
I - I guess so!
BUT TWO MONTHS LATER, THE BOOK IS PUBLISHED...
I'm sabotaging my own life!!