I have a friend who, as near as I can tell, only dates Asian women. She is a little girl in a bright green dress and blue cap and wearing a blue top with a white floral pattern. I haven't seen her since grade three.
And I don't deny it!
But I find them a little weird. How do you get a woman to date you, even if we're just seeing each other? How do you tell? I've thought of all sorts of things. How do you -
What do you think, T-Rex?
It's a secret! It's a -
Man, that's gross! What do you do to spice things up?
I check out restaurants.
I'll say, "Come on, you Asian woman! Use your English a little more." And if she says no, I'll say, "You've got to be quiet now, you crazy woman."
I like how that's a little thing you don't have to hear.
I do, actually! I like the taste of Asian women. I like the nostalgia they give me.
LATER: EVERYONE GETS TIRED OF Not everyone can get that "cool chick found" look on the face of the beholder, so they've redouble their efforts to find one.
Hah! Imagine if that happened? Have I EVER?