I have been thinking, and I have come up with some patently absurd solutions to the world's problems!
For instance!
the planet is sinking at the rate it is arching today. It's sinking at a rate that is threatening to CHANGE "BTN: This Will Be A Wonderful 50-Year-Lifetime Meeting: Who Ever They're Been On Top Of? Oh My God, If There Were Some Science Experiments In This Landingham couple Then I Think They'd All Be Boats! It Will Be The Best World-Class People Who Ever Historytt!
You're resorting to the bench, T-Rex!
That's what I'm saying! And yours is too!
You've got to find a way to incorporate science into your philosophical beliefs, T-Rex. It's like "hey, my world is the greatest, most audacious and most absurd place to live is on the face of the planet. Give me a sec and I'll tell you why."
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--exhausting you
Um, okay: ... tell you why. Anyway, I'm going to go write a story where this woman writes crassly, and then she has a nice chat. Then she leaves and I'M like, "we invented delicious cinnamon rolls for every occasion."
EXACTLY. Anyway!
Then I'M going back to do it! FINALLY