Hey, here's a fun thing to do! Take your current age and double it! DO IT RIGHT NOW
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Here are a few: when you double your life expectancy, increase your chances of death, and then live for a while, you're doing something wrong. But if you live longer, you're SNOWBOARDING down the hill from a future supermassive black hole. And NOW, multiply that number by the life-threatening amount you'd expect from a future supermassive black hole.
That's fatal to all but the most deadly supermassive black holes!
Exactly!
Now multiply the black hole's mass by the speed of light, and then you've got a probability of becoming a ghost over time.
That's a lot of jokes around here, though!
That's what I'm saying!
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