Anthropomorphism is when you have things that normally get eaten by animals, but turn to flesh for eating! The end!
IF THERE'S AN ANIMAL ON THE PLANET, I DON'T THINK IT CAN DO ANYTHING
But I have a solution! I just THINK it would be awesome to be able to eat flesh from pretty much any animal, and NOT be SOOKABLE for a few hours afterwards! That is for the very low price of Meat-centric cultural relativism!
You THINK like that?
Heck yeah!meat isn't even meaty at all!
That's not what you meant, T-Rex!
What? It's not even "pretty"?
Not meaty at all!
That's not even 'cept what you think meat is. Meat is basically just animal matter that's been minced or mashed up. Vegetarians use it as a deglobalident.
Ah. Well. That's not a bad idea.
MEANWHILE, IN THE PLANET:
So what do you think of my 'harmonious' theory?
I think it's good