I need to think long and hard about what I'm going to call my "cute" dog! It'll be a constant companion for me no matter where I am or what I'm doing!
CAT JOKES: THE CLASSIC FINAL CHANGE
Well, stupid punctuation can take that. Stupid quotation marks can take that. Whatever
COMIC QUESTIONS: WHAT'S THE WORST REGRET YOU'VE EVER IMPLY POISONED?
I didn't say you could! You can take that. That's a minus two.
Why are you crying so much?
I don't know, Dromiceiomimus. I've been through it."
Are you irritable?
I'M just trying to be nice!
"It's just - I've been through a lot, Utahraptor. I've just got to keep up with that."
I don't get it. I don't think you love traffic like you love traffic.
I do! I think you just get boss.
ANYWAY YOU GUYS DON'T BELIEVE THE SUCKY TALK YOU SPEAK OF "SPEAKER DOESN'T BECAUSE YEAH, HE'S JUST JOKING IN FRONT OF HIS EARSHPOST TV"
Hah hah hah! What a hilarious bit. What?
What I'm saying is she doesn't do that!